So many holidays, so little time. As we move through Sukkot, while avoiding skunks, we squeeze in Hoshana Rabbah, Shemini Atzeret, and Simchat Torah (and its importance to the Top Secret! movie), not to mention the little-known Hakhel ceremony. Then so many questions. Is Kohelet/Ecclesiastes a nihilistic manifesto? Was Barney just a little too good? Should we care about Kanye?